Double First!

Just one day after standing for the first time, Bradley took his first steps early this morning. Afterwards, I noticed that he had something in his mouth. It was gum. Bradley was walking and chewing gum at the same time! I was really baffled about where he got the gum, so I looked around everywhere he had been this morning. I eventually figured out that he got it from the underside of the desk in the kitchen. It must have been left by the prior owner's kids. This is exceptionally disgusting since A) it was used gum and B) it was at least 7 years old.