Happy Festivus

Today marks the first major holiday in Bradley's life: Festivus! We celebrated around the metal pole. Of course, Bradley tried to eat it. We skipped the Airing of Grievances. After all, how can anyone have anything bad to say about Bradley. I easily won the Feats of Strength. However, Bradley's eyeball squeeze technique is quite powerful. He could be a formidable opponent in future years.
"I got a lot of problems with you people!" - Frank Costanza, Festivus founder